Lesser-known miracles of St. Patrick

• Drove ice weasels out of Norway.
  
• Always had exact change.
  
• Made the lame to walk, or at least roll downhill while he kicked them.
  
• Transcribed lyrics to Louie, Louie.
  
• Turned water into whisky and water.
  
• Survived 37 separate leprechaun attacks.
  
• Made this one face that always totally cracked everyone up.
  
• Smelled like graham crackers.
  
• Explained tripartite god with a straight face.
  
• Could juggle.