3/20/08

Best places to search for Easter eggs

From the Icebox—The Best Places to Search for Easter Eggs:
  • In Mommy's medicine cabinet.

  • Inside that box of magazines that the neighbor's gardener keeps hidden in the shed.

  • In the third vial from the left in Room 231 of the CDC's downtown testing facility.

  • Under a chicken.

  • 'Neath the tree with the thrice-forked branch where the goblins keep all the children whose parents don't want them anymore.

  • In Daddy's gun rack.

  • In the display case with Aunt Luba's antique Ukranian egg collection. (Have fun finding out which eggs have your chocolate inside!)

  • Under Boo Radley's porch.

  • Under the pillow in Grandma's casket.

1 comment:

Morisey said...

I heard you can almost always find an egg in that hole at the bottom of the toilet bowl where all the water disappears.