2/19/08

From the Icebox

Say, whatever happened to Samoans? And other

Discontinued Girl Scout Cookie Varieties

Since 1917, plucky Girl Scouts across the country and around the world have been financing their campfire sing-alongs with cookie sales. But tastes change with the times and, inevitably, some past favorites must be dropped from the sales lineup. Such as:
  • Licorice Jumbles
  • Hun Killers
  • Cod Liver Crispies
  • Glacéd Fruitcake-ettes
  • Lard-Os
  • All-American Vanilla W.A.S.P Wafers
  • Fallout Balls
  • Yam-wich Creams
  • Asbestos Chippers
  • Granola Wads
  • Caramel Fudge Tooth-Twisters
  • Fat-Free Gut-Buster Bars with Olestra®

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